Do you have boy friend?

Funny Sms In urdu language

Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ? :O
He : Im your brother , Just wait till i come home ! 
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No ! He : Im your boyfriend , You just broke my heart 
She : Sorry , I thought it was my brother ! 
He : Haha !  Im your brother Let me reach the house :D:D

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Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai

Funny Sms In Urdu Language

Mohabaat mein Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai
Faraz..
.
Ap Ka Matluba Number Dosri Line Pr Masruf Hai.

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Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr

Funny Sms In Urdu Language

Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,

He went to eat it,

But

On the way he saw a keeri,

He left the Gurr & went with keeri.

MORAL:

*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-

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Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne

Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne

Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,

Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!

Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,

Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!

Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,

Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!

Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,

Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!

Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,

Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny..

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Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha

Funny Sms Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha

Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain..

Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,

Wah Wah

Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..

Tere msgs nai aa rahey

Kya baat hai bacha??

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Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao

Funny Sms In Urdu Language

Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..

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Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Teacher:

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. 

Teacher:

Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???

;

,

Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti 

Teacher shocked… :

…

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Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga

Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga

Aik pathan ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi? Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi…

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi

?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,

Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?

Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.

Ye chand kaise maamu hai?

Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?

Kyu usne triming karai nahi.

Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?

Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,

Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.

Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?

Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.

Jab school me itni neend aati hai.

Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi

Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound..

Funny Sms In Urdu Language

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,

Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,

Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,

Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,

Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

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