Do you have boy friend?

Funny Sms In urdu language

Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ? :O
He : Im your brother , Just wait till i come home ! 
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No ! He : Im your boyfriend , You just broke my heart 
She : Sorry , I thought it was my brother ! 
He : Haha !  Im your brother Let me reach the house :D:D

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Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai

Funny Sms In Urdu Language

Mohabaat mein Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai
Faraz..
.
Ap Ka Matluba Number Dosri Line Pr Masruf Hai.

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Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr

Funny Sms In Urdu Language

Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,

He went to eat it,

But

On the way he saw a keeri,

He left the Gurr & went with keeri.

MORAL:

*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-

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Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne

Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne

Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,

Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!

Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,

Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!

Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,

Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!

Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,

Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!

Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,

Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny..

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Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha

Funny Sms Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha

Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain..

Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,

Wah Wah

Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..

Tere msgs nai aa rahey

Kya baat hai bacha??

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Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao

Funny Sms In Urdu Language

Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..

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Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Teacher:

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. 

Teacher:

Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???

;

,

Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti 

Teacher shocked… :

…

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Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga

Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga

Aik pathan ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi? Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi…

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi

?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,

Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?

Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.

Ye chand kaise maamu hai?

Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?

Kyu usne triming karai nahi.

Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?

Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,

Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.

Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?

Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.

Jab school me itni neend aati hai.

Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi

Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound..

Funny Sms In Urdu Language

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,

Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,

Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,

Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,

Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

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Apne Rab Ki Rehmat Se Mayos Na Ho

Apne Rab Ki Rehmat Se Mayos Na Ho

Apne Rab Ki Rehmat Se Mayos Na Ho.
Preshania Wqti Hoti hn.
Kamyabi UsKa Wada Ha Na Hosla Haro Na Gham Karo
Tum Hi Kamyab RahoGy Agr Tum Momin Ho (Al-Imran 139)..

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Namaaz Sms

Quranic Sms In Urdu Language

Ae Nabi (P.B.U.H)Tilaawat karo us kitaab ki jo

thmhari taraf wahi kay zari'a bheji gai hai aur Namaaz

qaaim karo, yaqeenan Namaaz Foash aur Bury Kaamon

se rokti hai aur Allah ka zikr is se bhi ziada bari cheez

hay. Allah janta hai jo kuchh tum Log karty ho.

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Quraan Ka Ehteraam

Quranic Sms In Urdu Language

Jab Quran tumhary saamny parha jaye to usy

Tawajjo se aur Khaamosh raho shaayad key tum

par bhi Rehmat ho jaye.

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Allah Ka Fazl

Quranic Sms In Urdu Language

Aur agar (Allah)tujh ko kuchh bhalai ponhchana

chahy to us kay fazl ko koi pherny wala nahin.

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DIKHAAWA

Quranic Sms In Urdu Language

Un logon jesy na ho jao jo logon ko dikhaany kay

liye apny gharon se itraaty huye nikalty hein.

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QURAN KI SIFAAT

Quranic Sms In Urdu Language

Ye Khuda-e-Raheem ki Taraf se Naazil

Karda hai, Ye aisi Kitaab hai jis ki Aayaat khoob

khol kar byaan ki gai hain.

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Al-Quran: Her Nafs Ko Maut Ka

Quranic Sms In Urdu Language

Al-Quran:
Her Nafs Ko Maut Ka Zaiqa Chakhna Hai
Aur Qayamat Ke
Din Tumhain Tumharey Amaal Ka Pura Pura Badla Mil Jai Ga,
Phir Jo Shaks
Jahannam Se Bacha Lya Gaya Aur Jannat Main Dakhil Ker Dya
Gaya Woh Kamyab Ho Gaya,
Aur Ye Dunya Ki Zindagi To
Mehaz Dhokey Ka Samaan Hai
(Surah Al Imran, Ayat 185)

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Al-Quran: Ae Logon! Iman Lae H

Quranic Sms In Urdu Language

Al-Quran:
Ae Logon!
Iman Lae Ho Tou
Ruku Karo
Aur Sajjdah Karo
Aur Apney Rab Ki Ibadat Karo
Aur Naik Kaam Karo
Ta Ke Tum Kamyab Ho Sako
Aur Allah Ki Rah Main Jihaad Karo
Jaisa Ke Jihaad KERNEy Ka Huq Hai
Isne Tumhain(Aone Deen Ke Lye)
Chun Lya Hai
Aur Deen Main Tum Per Koi Tungi Nahi Rakhi
(Al Hujj, Ayat 77,78)

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Name Of ALLAH Sms

Name of ALLAH

Allah is alwayz with u when

Ur hungry He is Al-Razzaq

Ur happy He is Al-Rehman

U call Him He is Al-Sami

Ur unsafe He is Al-Hafeez

U pray He is Al-Mujeeb

Ur upset He is Al-Wakeel

Ur honored He is Al-Moiz

Ur jobless He is Al-Moqeet

U go astray He is Al-Hadi

Ur gifted He is Al-Kareem

Ur forgiven He is Al-Ghafoor

Ur hopeless He is Al-Noor

Ur sinner He is Al-Tawwab

U thank Him He is Al-Shakoor

Subhan Allah

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12 Rabi Ul Awal Sms

12 Rabi ul awal

12 Rabi ul awal
25/1/13
2+5+1+1+3=12
Rabiulawal mubarak.

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