Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga

Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga

Aik pathan ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi? Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi…

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi

?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,

Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?

Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.

Ye chand kaise maamu hai?

Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?

Kyu usne triming karai nahi.

Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?

Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,

Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.

Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?

Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.

Jab school me itni neend aati hai.

Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi

Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound..

Funny Sms In Urdu Language

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,

Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,

Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,

Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,

Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

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Apne Rab Ki Rehmat Se Mayos Na Ho

Apne Rab Ki Rehmat Se Mayos Na Ho

Apne Rab Ki Rehmat Se Mayos Na Ho.
Preshania Wqti Hoti hn.
Kamyabi UsKa Wada Ha Na Hosla Haro Na Gham Karo
Tum Hi Kamyab RahoGy Agr Tum Momin Ho (Al-Imran 139)..

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Namaaz Sms

Quranic Sms In Urdu Language

Ae Nabi (P.B.U.H)Tilaawat karo us kitaab ki jo

thmhari taraf wahi kay zari'a bheji gai hai aur Namaaz

qaaim karo, yaqeenan Namaaz Foash aur Bury Kaamon

se rokti hai aur Allah ka zikr is se bhi ziada bari cheez

hay. Allah janta hai jo kuchh tum Log karty ho.

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Quraan Ka Ehteraam

Quranic Sms In Urdu Language

Jab Quran tumhary saamny parha jaye to usy

Tawajjo se aur Khaamosh raho shaayad key tum

par bhi Rehmat ho jaye.

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Allah Ka Fazl

Quranic Sms In Urdu Language

Aur agar (Allah)tujh ko kuchh bhalai ponhchana

chahy to us kay fazl ko koi pherny wala nahin.

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